Bhavnaawonko samjho

This is a story of how I saved very precious internet bandwidth, and, more importantly ,my precious time.

In the earlier scenario (the one which wasted a lot of both bandwidth and time), the google chat goes as follows :)

Mowgli: Abey, marriage photo dekha hai maine!

Praveen: Kiska?

Mowgli: Mujhe kya pata?

Praveen: ??

Mowgli: Woh chod. Wo ladki kaun hai tere baaju mein?

Praveen: Woh?? My ex-team mate's friend.

Mowgli: What’s her name?

Praveen: Abhistashobita Prasannakshi

Mowgli: Nice name

Praveen: Yes

Mowgli: She is pretty too.

Praveen: Yes

Mowgli: Works in your team?

Praveen: No

Mowgli: Your company?

Praveen: Yes

Mowgli: Have you talked to her?

Praveen: No.

Mowgli: Why not?

Praveen: Coz I don’t know her.

Mowgli: But does your colleague know her?

Praveen: Yes

Mowgli: Then?

Praveen: She knows her,I dont. Not in my team. Not on my floor. Not in my cab, and many more nots…

Mowgli: Single?

Praveen: Who? Me?

Mowgli: Grr

Praveen: Oh she? No, she's married.

Mowgli: Oh!

Praveen: ??

Mowgli: Nothing...wazzup man what else?

(Characters spent on this chat : 836 )

Then came another Yamla Pagla Deewana.

This time, I was ready to save the world from WWW (World Wide Wait) by wasting more internet space.

Junglee: Who is the girl standing next to you?

Junglee: In the marriage photo

Praveen: Wife of the person standing by her on the other side:)

Junglee: Oops !! Case closed. Don’t show him this message.

Junglee: status changed: In search of some other one than the one planned yesterday !!!

(Characters spent on this chat : 294 )

Saved: 542 chars of space !!!

Moral of the story : Bhavnaawonko samjho.Know thy friends !!!

(Predicting tommorrow's chat)

KirikMama : Maga ...read that Bhavnaawonko samjho.. yaaro aa bhaavna?? E&C alli odtidlalva avla?