Sunday, December 12, 2010

Bhavnaawonko samjho

This is a story of how I saved very precious internet bandwidth, and, more importantly ,my precious time.

In the earlier scenario (the one which wasted a lot of both bandwidth and time), the google chat goes as follows :)

Mowgli: Abey, marriage photo dekha hai maine!
Praveen: Kiska?
Mowgli: Mujhe kya pata?
Praveen: ??
Mowgli: Woh chod. Wo ladki kaun hai tere baaju mein?
Praveen: Woh?? My ex-team mate's friend.
Mowgli: What’s her name?
Praveen: Abhistashobita Prasannakshi
Mowgli: Nice name
Praveen: Yes
Mowgli: She is pretty too.
Praveen: Yes
Mowgli: Works in your team?
Praveen: No
Mowgli: Your company?
Praveen: Yes
Mowgli: Have you talked to her?
Praveen: No.
Mowgli: Why not?
Praveen: Coz I don’t know her.
Mowgli: But does your colleague know her?
Praveen: Yes
Mowgli: Then?
Praveen: She knows her,I dont. Not in my team. Not on my floor. Not in my cab, and many more nots…
Mowgli: Single?
Praveen: Who? Me?
Mowgli: Grr
Praveen: Oh she? No, she's married.
Mowgli: Oh!
Praveen: ??
Mowgli: Nothing...wazzup man what else?


(Characters spent on this chat : 836 )

Then came another Yamla Pagla Deewana.
This time, I was ready to save the world from WWW (World Wide Wait) by wasting more internet space.

Junglee: Who is the girl standing next to you?
Junglee: In the marriage photo
Praveen: Wife of the person standing by her on the other side:)
Junglee: Oops !! Case closed. Don’t show him this message.
Junglee: status changed: In search of some other one than the one planned yesterday !!!
(Characters spent on this chat : 294 )

Saved: 542 chars of space !!!

Moral of the story : Bhavnaawonko samjho.Know thy friends !!!


(Predicting tommorrow's chat)
KirikMama : Maga ...read that Bhavnaawonko samjho.. yaaro aa bhaavna?? E&C alli odtidlalva avla?

12 comments:

  1. I already knew the story.... still .... i enjoyed it
    amazingly presented....!
    pgn... add the entire mail conversation also....

    -shruthi

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  2. Heheh... Good one yet again.. But dont be so disappointed, there could be someone asking ur neighbour "who is that smart guy mostly on Gchat- can I have his Chat id : ;-)"

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  3. Good one yet again :)
    -Vidit

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  4. Thanks everyone:)

    The side-effect of this blog is now people are wasting their time and internet bandwidth mailing me to send that photo to them :)

    Do you think I will ??!!!

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  5. Nice one you would have posted the pic also at least we could know the root cause of internet slowness

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  6. Hey Good one :)

    -Tejashwini

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  7. if you share your blogs on the facebook, it's easier to "like" it :D..... Good one...

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  8. Wonderful narration!! Keep up the good work................ :)

    -Beladingalabaale

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  9. Nice one dude....... keep it up....

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