Thursday, March 10, 2011

Save our tigers

This blog is dedicated to my wonderful team or more precisely a new team which is going to be formed.I know that most of my non-team mates might not relate to them but its least 30 people in this world know what it is :))


"Oh my God, we now have to change all our posters" exclaimed Raghav.

Raghav worked for Wildlife Institute of India who had recently released a campaign for "Save our Tigers".

"Why? What happened? “questioned his boss.

"You remember that we have advertisements spread all over that there are only 1411 tigers left in India?" and we published on the website too:

"Of course yes, 1411 is average estimate of India's wild tigers, as per the monitoring exercise by Wildlife Institute of India in association with NTCA, Government of India in 2008. Now what happened?"

"We might have to change the numbers. It’s grown to 1419 now"

"What?? How come the number rose suddenly? Did some of the tigers give birth to cubs??"



"As per the information I got from some team in Bangalore, there is an ambush of tigers ranging from 6-8 tigers found wandering near Lumbini gardens"

"Is it?? How could we miss them? Were they of different species or something?"

"Might be. It seems that ambush is called as "Customer Deployment Tiger team".

"Oh a team of tigers!! Now this is great news. Did you get any more information?"

"Yeah, they belong to a species which feed on tiger biscuits and smear tiger balm on their foreheads."

"How come this team crop up all of a sudden??"

"It seems that there was a gang of wolves ,named Wolfgang and other gangs that was troubling innocent developers in Bangalore. May be nature chose to address the issue and hence these tigers were born”

"Hmm time to redo the posters .We will do it once we know how many tigers were found there"


Meanwhile in the den the tigers were made to sign the contract that while they are in the tiger team the tigers cannot join the Lions club as an animal cannot be a lion and a tiger at the same time. Last heard some of the tigers are attending training, learning how to roar instead of saying "Hello" on phone. It is still not confirmed if the tiger team will have any tigress or not but some of the female species are already against the male name to the team. But the fact remains that the PIGS are not in the tiger team for obvious reasons. The persons who are not in the tiger team and who were not the pigs will remain bakras as always.

One could hear Tiger Prabhakar (Kannada actor), Tipu sultan (tiger of Mysore) and the LTTE (Liberation Tigers of Tamil Eelam) members laughing heartily in the sidewings!!!


  1. Praveen , this is fantastic. U hav done amazing work, u have exhibited wonderful consistency, u shud hav jussssssssssshtttttttt written 2 more lines to get OS !!!!!

    - shruthi

  2. @Shruti, now your fit to be a manager in NSN.
    comment is too gud... and also Praveens A story based on a True story like Rakta Charitra... gud one.