Friday, January 31, 2014

Chemical Locha

                            We have heard examples of how the solution to find benzene ring  chemical formula was found in a dream. But unfortunately that did not happen to me. The solution did not occur. What happened was that the problem itself manifested in my dream yesterday and this is how it happened.

Background :
                         I have been working on this memory leak issue from quite some time  and was on the verge of concluding that there is no leak as per the memory leak report. A portion of it is still pending and was to be done today.


Dream :

I was walking near the gate of Lumbini gardens to check if people really pay to get into this deserted looking lake-park when a familiar guy comes walking towards me.
I know I have seen him somewhere but cannot recall where !!

MysteryMan   : Hi

Me :    Hi , Do I know you  ?

MysteryMan : (smiling) Of course yeah, You still did not recognise me , did you ?

Me :Hmm Yeah, sorry for that.

MysteryMan :Dude, it’s me , Memory Leak , remember.

Me :OMG, MemoryLeak , it’s you ?? !! I have been looking for you all these days. Where had you been?

MysteryMan :Really? You really  believed  that  I existed ?

Me :Err,..ahem.. Honestly no. I thought people were lying about your existence.

MysteryMan :But you had seen my photographs , didn’t you ?? SyVe gave it to you.

Me :Yeah that’s true, but photos could be anyone. I searched your passport records, school records, Aadhar card records , Electoral ID records and no your name was not there in any of them.

MysteryMan : Well , even then, here I am.

Me :Yes, that’s the surprising part. Anyways ,past is past, . Glad that you showed up. Now I can stay in peace.

MysteryMan : Hold on, Mr. Senior Folk ,Hold on. I just came in front of you to show that I existed so that you do not give up the search for me. Now that you know I exist ... Catch me if you can !!



Reality:
My exact  state now :

I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for release blocker, I can tell you I don't have that option. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you show up  now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will solve you.

2 comments:

  1. HA HA HA :) Thats a real gooood one :D Memory leak..Get him now!!!

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  2. So did u find the memory leak once u awake ???? :-P I could not understand the reality part but enjoyed reading the dream state... seems like ur hard work in office is showing up on ur blogs...

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