Tuesday, June 1, 2010

Team Shayaris

This blog is dedicated to my wonderful team.I know that most of my non-team mates might not relate to them but its OK..at least 30 people in this world know what it is :))

PS: If you are my team mate and your name is not featured here,it means I could not think of some punch line for you or was just too lazy to compose one for you.So please excuse.Who knows I might just update this sometime later ......


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Govt ne kaha "We shall eradicate illiteracy"
Govt ne kaha "We shall eradicate illiteracy"
Prem ne poocha "U ran it with or without policy?"

Paul ko hua mobile se pyaar
Paul ko hua mobile se pyaar
Suresh ne chillaya "WHAT IS THIS yaar ???"

Baagh mein khila ek sundar sa kali
Baagh mein khila ek sundar sa kali
Abhishek ne kaha "you should thank me actually"

Newton ne avishkaar kiya gurutwakarshan
Newton ne avishkaar kiya gurutwakarshan
Shinu ne kaha "Windows machines going for reinstallation"

Nagraj ko hua ek bike accident
Nagraj ko hua ek bike accident
Harish ne kaha "If no obligation is present SMS will not be sent"

Carlton towers mein phaila bhayankar sa aag
Carlton towers mein phaila bhayankar sa aag
Seema's mail: Plz update the sprint backlog

Sania ki shaadi ko mila lots of hype
Sania ki shaadi ko mila lots of hype
Aditya ne kaha "There are 500 customers in the pipe"

When Karthik resigned, team was stunned
When Karthik resigned, team was stunned
Nagraj calmly said ,This bug has been reopened


Mumbai attack mein 166 people dead
Mumbai attack mein 166 people dead
Kishore ka mail: "Disk Quota exceeded"

Yeh duniya hai kitna haseen
Yeh duniya hai kitna haseen
Aishwaryas mail :Please refrain from using this machine

Dulhan ki mathe ki shaan hai bindiya
Dulhan ki mathe ki shaan hai bindiya
Lokesh from Australia : "I want to come back to India"

Door se dekha to qutub minar
Door se dekha to qutub minar
Paas jaake dekha to Policy server


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(Special thanks to all the CID shayari SMS which inspired me to write these for myself)