Showing posts with label snakes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label snakes. Show all posts

Monday, November 24, 2014

The Unlikely Hero

“The MD wants to meet you”
It’s not every day the managing director of a company would like to meet someone from his office. Even if they did they would not be someone as small as a security guy.
“Ramanna, The MD wants to meet you”, shouted his security head.

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(Few days earlier)

“Please let me check your bag sir”

“Oh yeah.. Well OK, here it is”
Ramanna started to check for any pendrives, hard-disks or CDs in the bag.

The gentleman’s time was being wasted.
He asked, “Do you realize I am the MD of this company”.

Ramanna did not know what it meant. Surely he did know that it was some post in the company.
He said,”Sorry sir, I don’t know. If you have any questions about this random bag checking procedure, you can talk to your manager or security head. He will be able to inform you” and returned the bag.

The MD took the bag and left in a hurry.

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Guys, this is serious, we need to reduce our task-force and so have to let go of some people whom we no longer require. Management orders”

“But sir, he has done his job with utmost honesty all these years. We cannot ask him to leave all of a sudden.”

“OK, in that case, send me a strong report on why we should not remove him or why he is indispensable?”

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Ramanna was a shy, introvert security guy whose only job was to check employee bags at random and confiscate any pendrives, hard-disks or CDs in their bag. 
Nothing else.

Nothing else, other than catching a snake that occasionally stole into the company premises.

Yes, you read that right. Snakes in the company premises.

Whenever it would come, they would call him. He would go to the location, catch the snake with his bare hands, put it in a gunny bag and throw it in a “safe” remote location and return back to his work.

He had done this many times in his village where he grew up. He was not afraid of them.Infact he did not even consider them dangerous.
It was that simple.

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The security head was tensed. He had to save the job of poor Ramanna but could not find a way to say he is required in the company.
And that fateful day, he heard some noises, a small crowd had gathered. Curiosity got better of him and he rushed to the spot only to find another snake making its appearance. Someone was calling Ramanna.

This is the moment, the security head thought. Ramanna came and as usual prepared to catch the snake.

“Stop”, said the security head.
"Let me take its photo"

He took two pictures of the snake and asked Ramannato catch the snake from the other direction, facing the camera all the time.
Ramanna was always amused by the ways of these big people but never thought of questioning him.
The whole incident was now recorded. The snake was left in some remote location and Ramanna was back to his work.

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“Hello, Sir, Tell me”

“Listen Ramanna, there will be one guy coming towards your gate now, wearing a blazer and carrying a small bag. Check the bag as you do with others and let him go. Do you understand?”

“Yes, Sir”.

Ramanna checked the bag as he did with hundreds of others and left him.

The MD took the bag and left in a hurry.

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There was a huge uproar in the Berlin office.
A monthly report had come from the security head informing the usual updates from the Indian office but this time it had something new, the presence of the snake in the office premises.
They had to take swift action. A committee was set to come up with an action plan the next time this happens. Snake Catcher Sticks, safety gloves, hard boots etc were ordered and dispatched to the Indian office and were instructed to hire an expert to handle such situation.
The video of a guy catching the snake with his bare hands went viral inside the company video portal.
It was a huge news. It reached the MD.
The MD looked hard at the person catching the snake in the video.
He was the same guy who had stopped the MD of the company to check his bag. And yeah the rules applied to him too.
He made a mental note of it.

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The MD was in India.
Ramanna, The MD wants to meet you”, shouted his security head.
Ramanna entered timidly inside the room. There were 10 blazer wearing “big” people sitting inside the room.
They played the video of him capturing the snake, spoke something in English so fast that he gave up trying to understand after the second sentence.
The MD also spoke about his dedication to his work and his strictness in applying company rules.
They all clapped and gave him a medal, certificate and an envelope.
He did not understand a thing.
He smiled, saluted and left.

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“Yes, you can retain Ramanna. Also mention Snake catching in his set of special skills. Do not hire a new guy for that, just raise his salary a bit."


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Ramanna had now become a hero.
Whenever a snake made its appearance, he went there with Snake Catcher Sticks, safety gloves, hard boots etc, posed for photography acting as if he was catching them.
Then went ahead and caught him with his hands and threw them as usual.
No, he would not do anything with the photo now though.
The number of bags he checked also increased.

The security head could only smile at these changes. He was only satisfied in saving a job.Only he knew that its not enough to just do your job and shut up. You need to advertise yourself, let the world know what you are doing.And if you are deserving , you will get the rewards. Cringing silently does not work.






Friday, November 30, 2012

HisssStory




I was walking down an empty road.



The cheerful chirping of birds ,for your ears
Calm roads, plush greenery all around, for your eyes
Piping hot Bhajji’s, for your tongue
Pleasant fragrance of aromatic flowers, for your nose and
Cool breeze blowing across your face…

When all the senses are tingled at the same time, the experience is out of this world. But sadly none of this happened to me.


     I just happened to be walking down an empty road, thinking about those wonderful sensations. After having the five senses wala thought, my sixth sense (not the common sense but nonsense) asked me to do something to atleast get close to that.

 Sonu Nigam singing to A R Rahman’s music , for my ears
Bright colored houses in a row, for my eyes
Minty cool Chloromint for my tongue.
Vicks inhaler for my nose and
Cool breeze blowing across your face (Hell Yeah!!)

Was all that I could manage…(pardon the product placement which comes to blogs too)
That aside, I was along walking at a slow pace. It is rare to find an empty road in Bangalore. But today it was. I neither know the reason nor want to know but it was certainly quite unusual. I could sense the creepy feeling growing around me. It was not dark but was quite late in the evening.

It was then I saw, the scene which sent a chill down my spine.

Five snakes were crawling on the middle of the road . Not dogs, cows or even buffaloes but snakes. You read it right SNAKES, all five of them !!

I froze on my spot.

     I was sure they were cobras as I could see the unmistakable design on their hoods. Now I knew what was unusual but what I did not know was what to do now. I could see that the snakes were just crawling here and there doing nothing. Mustering all my courage, chanting Hanuman Chalisa I moved forward. Till today I could not find a reason as to why I did not go back and run away in opposite direction. I went towards them carefully planning my steps to keep equal distance from each of them and miraculously managed to cross all five of them.

Fortune favours the brave. I was the hero. I was thrilled.

     When normal people panic at the sight of cockroaches,  I managed to cross five dangerous snakes. This had to go down in the history of my life as my greatest achievements. The fear had not yet subsided. But I felt the thrill of it. And then when I returned back to normalcy I decided to move as the place was not safe any longer. Now I started walking fast. I had to get out of this danger zone as fast as possible.

It was then I saw, the scene which sent a chill down my spine.

No, it was not another set of snakes.It was one of the cutest girl I had ever seen in my life !!


My background music suddenly changed from a fast disco track to a romantic one.
Guitars started playing
Flowers started falling from the skies.
Orange Maple leaves started to fly in the breeze, Mohabbatein 
style


      Unaware of all this , she kept walking , pushing the 4 strands of hair from her face to the back of her ear. I completely forgot what had happened forty two seconds earlier. Or rather forgot for few moments only. Then it struck to me, she was going to take the same route. In another fifty meters she would come face to face with those dangerous crawling reptiles. I had to save this super-cute damsel in distress. It is not usually I talk to some random girl I meet. Infact I had never done that but today was anyhow the unusual day for me. The day when I had conquered my fears.

     I stopped her. She quizzically looked at me. Her eyes were mesmerizing. She said nothing. I told her about the impending danger ahead and to avoid that road. She did not believe me at first but then I switched on the halo (which suddenly had gone off fifty two seconds ago) behind my head and that angelic circle of light above my head to show that I was her guardian angel. She was now tensed. I asked her to calls someone from home to help her. I was indeed enchanted by her and wanted to help her but my practical mind won the competition and told that the sane thing to do at that moment was to escape. She regained her composure and asked how I could manage to cross them. I, being a master story teller, added ample masala and told her a gripping story of how I achieved that unbelievable feat !!

She listened silently ,lifted her head and with great confidence said ,” I shall do the same”. I could see the spark in her eyes, but since I had fire elsewhere a minute back, I wished her good luck, made sure no one has seen me ( lest I get caught , if something unfortunate happens to her)  and left.
The only sound I could hear was the sound of her heels hitting the ground with great confidence.
I controlled myself from having a last look at the girl before forgetting her for quite some time  but then had her looks were so hypnotizing that I had to turn to see how she would escape the deadly track.

It was then I saw, the scene which sent a chill down my spine.

She was nowhere.

I strained my eyes to see if there was any place she could turn and go, but no. It was not just possible to disappear in thin air.When I am here , waiting for her to cry for help, so that I can go and save her, how can she escape unhurt. When my brain said to forget it and escape , my heart was curious , and Aamir Khan said "Talaash" !! ( well, its releasing today , so had to put it somewhere).
I started walking towards the danger zone to find out what other escape routes were there. Slowly, silently, carefully. Where was she ??


I ran and ran till I fainted, far away from that mysterious snake infested place after I saw six snakes in that earlier spot .