Showing posts with label short story. Show all posts
Showing posts with label short story. Show all posts

Wednesday, August 26, 2026

The Last Cup of Tea

 

Its been raining for three hours.

Not the romantic kind of rain people put on Instagram.

This was the kind that came sideways, entered your shoes, ruined your phone, and made you question every decision you had made since birth.

At a tiny tea shop somewhere between Sakleshpur and Mudigere, four strangers sat silently, watching the rain.

A landslide had blocked the road.

There was no network.

No electricity.

No vehicles.

And, most importantly, no tea.

The shopkeeper had announced this last fact with the seriousness of a doctor delivering bad news.

"Milk is finished."

Four people looked at him.

"Tea?"

"Finished."

"Coffee?"

"Finished."

"Biscuits?"

The shopkeeper thought.

"Two Parle-G."

Everyone stared at him.

"Two packets?"

"No. Two biscuits."

And that was how four strangers began talking.


1. The Software Engineer

"I'm Nikhil," said the man sitting nearest the window.

He was thirty-two, from Bengaluru, wearing an expensive rain jacket and an expression suggesting that the rain had personally betrayed him.

"I'm a software engineer."

The others nodded politely.

"What do you develop?" asked the woman opposite him.

"Mostly software."

She stared.

Nikhil smiled.

"Okay. I deserved that."

He explained that he worked for a logistics company in Bengaluru.

"Last year, we built a route-optimization system. Basically, trucks automatically get the fastest route."

"Very important work," said the man beside him.

"Yes."

Nikhil paused.

"Actually, it caused me a lot of trouble."

He told them about a particular night six months earlier.

A truck carrying medical equipment was supposed to travel from Bengaluru to a small hospital near Chikkamagaluru.

His algorithm had found a faster route.

A small village road.

The driver took it.

But heavy rain had damaged a bridge.

The truck couldn't cross.

By the time the problem was discovered, the delivery was delayed by almost twelve hours.

"The hospital had been waiting for a ventilator," Nikhil said quietly.

The woman across from him stopped smiling.

"Someone died?"

Nikhil nodded.

"An old man."

He looked at the rain.

"I quit two weeks later."

There was silence.

Then the shopkeeper put a glass of hot water in front of him.

"No tea," he reminded him.

Nikhil laughed.

"Thanks."

The woman beside him suddenly asked,

"What was the name of the hospital?"

Nikhil looked at her.

"St. Mary's. Why?"

She didn't answer immediately.

"I'm a nurse."


2. The Nurse

Her name was Farzana.

She was from Mangaluru and had been working at St. Mary's Hospital for seven years.

"That night," she said, "I was on duty."

Nikhil looked at her.

"You were there?"

She nodded.

"The old man was my patient's father."

She explained what had happened.

The ventilator had been delayed.

The man's condition deteriorated.

The doctors tried everything.

He died before the equipment arrived.

"His daughter was sitting outside the ICU," Farzana said.

"She didn't cry."

"She just kept asking me one question."

"What question?"

Farzana looked at the rain.

"She asked, 'If the machine had come ten minutes earlier, would my father still be alive?'"

Nobody spoke.

Even the shopkeeper stopped pretending to clean the same glass for the tenth time.

Nikhil lowered his eyes.

"I didn't know."

"I know," Farzana said.

She smiled faintly.

"That's the strange thing about our jobs. We know the consequences. You know the code. The driver knows the road. The hospital knows the patient. But nobody sees the entire chain."

The man sitting beside Nikhil shifted in his chair.

"I know that road," he said.

Everyone looked at him.

He was wearing a faded blue shirt and muddy boots.

"My name is Raghav."

He pointed outside.

"I'm a civil engineer."


3. The Engineer

Raghav worked for the local road department.

He had inspected that same village road.

"That bridge wasn't supposed to be open to heavy vehicles," he said.

Nikhil stared at him.

"Then why was it open?"

Raghav sighed.

"Because the contractor wanted to finish before the monsoon."

He explained that the bridge had been built quickly.

Too quickly.

The drainage was poor.

The foundation wasn't strong enough.

He had filed a report.

He had recommended that heavy vehicles be prohibited until repairs were completed.

"But nobody listened."

"Why?" Farzana asked.

Raghav gave a tired smile.

"Because repairing a road is boring."

Everyone laughed.

It was the first genuine laugh of the evening.

Then Raghav continued.

"Three days after I filed the report, my supervisor told me to change it."

"Did you?"

"No."

"What happened?"

"I was transferred."

"Where?"

Raghav pointed through the window.

"Here."

The four looked at the muddy road outside.

"So you're the reason we're stuck here?" Nikhil asked.

Raghav smiled.

"Apparently."

Another round of laughter.

Then Raghav became serious.

"After the accident, I resigned."

He took out his phone.

No signal.

He put it back.

"I started working independently. I inspect small bridges and roads now."

The woman sitting opposite him had been unusually quiet.

Finally she spoke.

"Do you know who exposed that contractor?"

Raghav shook his head.

"A journalist."

The woman raised her hand.

"That was me."


4. The Journalist

Her name was Kavya.

She was from Mysuru.

She had been working as a freelance journalist.

"After the accident, someone sent me the engineering report."

Raghav looked surprised.

"I sent it anonymously."

Kavya nodded.

"I know."

"You knew?"

"I knew the handwriting."

Raghav laughed.

"You journalists are dangerous."

"Only when people don't read government reports."

She told them what happened next.

She published the story.

The contractor was investigated.

The bridge was closed.

The road department was forced to conduct safety inspections.

But the story had another consequence.

"The contractor lost his project," Kavya said.

"His company collapsed."

Raghav nodded.

"Good."

Kavya shook her head.

"Not entirely."

She explained that the contractor had employed dozens of local workers.

When the company collapsed, many lost their jobs.

One of those workers was a young man named Ravi.

Ravi had a wife.

And a seven-year-old daughter.

After losing his job, Ravi couldn't pay his daughter's school fees.

So the girl dropped out.

She began helping her mother at a small tea shop.

Kavya stopped.

"And that tea shop..."

She looked around.

The four strangers slowly turned toward the shopkeeper.

He was standing behind the counter.

He was staring at them.

The shopkeeper scratched his head.

"Why are you all looking at me?"

Kavya whispered,

"What is your daughter's name?"

The old man hesitated.

"Anu."

Farzana stood up.

"Anu?"

The shopkeeper looked at her.

"Yes."

Farzana's face changed.

"I know Anu."

Everyone turned toward her.

Farzana explained.

After the death at St. Mary's, the patient's daughter had started a small foundation in her father's name.

The foundation paid school fees for children whose parents couldn't afford them.

"One of the first children they supported was a girl named Anu."

The shopkeeper's mouth opened slightly.

"You?"

Farzana nodded.

"Your daughter?"

He slowly sat down.

"Anu went back to school because of that scholarship."

Nobody spoke.

Then Nikhil looked at Kavya.

"You said her father lost his job because of your article."

Kavya nodded.

Raghav looked at Nikhil.

"The accident happened because my road report wasn't followed."

Farzana looked at Raghav.

"And the accident happened because the truck was routed there."

Nikhil looked at her.

"And the ventilator was delayed."

The four stared at one another.

The chain was suddenly visible.

Nikhil's algorithm.

The truck driver.

Raghav's bridge.

Kavya's article.

Ravi's lost job.

Anu leaving school.

Farzana's foundation.

And somehow...

all of them had arrived at this tiny tea shop.

At the same time.

In the middle of a landslide.

Nobody said anything for several seconds.

Then the shopkeeper suddenly laughed.

"Actually," he said, "you people have misunderstood one thing."

They looked at him.

"I don't have a daughter named Anu."

Everyone froze.

"What?"

The shopkeeper grinned.

"Anu is my granddaughter."

A collective groan escaped the room.

"Then where is Ravi?"

The old man pointed outside.

A man was walking toward the tea shop through the rain.

Mud-covered.

Carrying a sack of rice on his shoulder.

He entered.

Everyone stared.

He stared back.

Then he said,

"Why are you all looking at me?"

The shopkeeper pointed toward the four travellers.

"They are discussing your entire life."

Ravi looked at them.

Then at the rain.

Then at his father-in-law.

"Did you give them tea?"

"No."

"Why?"

"Milk finished."

Ravi sighed.

"Then what are they discussing?"

"Everything."

Ravi laughed.

And that was when the landslide became irrelevant.

Because four strangers had discovered something far more unsettling than being trapped on a mountain road.

Their lives had been touching each other for years.

Without names.

Without introductions.

Without anyone knowing.

A piece of code had changed a route.

A road had changed a delivery.

A delayed delivery had changed a family.

A report had changed a contractor.

A lost job had changed a child's life.

A tragedy had created a foundation.

And a foundation had put that child back in school.

And now, years later, all four people had somehow ended up sitting together in the same little tea shop.

The rain continued outside.

Finally, the landslide cleared.

A bus driver shouted from the road.

"Road is open!"

Everyone stood.

They gathered their bags.

Nikhil shook Raghav's hand.

Farzana hugged Kavya.

Kavya gave the shopkeeper some money.

The shopkeeper refused it.

"Why?"

He pointed to the two Parle-G biscuits still sitting on the counter.

"You haven't paid for those."

Nikhil stared at him.

"Those are two biscuits!"

"Exactly."

"How much?"

"Twenty rupees."

"Twenty rupees for two biscuits?"

The shopkeeper smiled.

"Inflation."

Everyone burst out laughing.

They stepped outside.

The rain had finally stopped.

The clouds were opening over the Western Ghats.

As they walked toward the waiting vehicles, Nikhil suddenly stopped.

"Wait."

Everyone turned.

He looked at the tea shop.

"Do you realize something?"

"What?"

"None of us actually got tea."

There was a pause.

Then the shopkeeper shouted from inside:

"Come back tomorrow!"

Nikhil shouted back:

"Why?"

The shopkeeper grinned.

"Milk will be available."

And the four strangers walked away laughing.

None of them knew that they would probably never meet again.

But each of them would carry the others' story.

Because sometimes we imagine our lives as separate roads.

They aren't.

They are more like the roads in the Western Ghats—

twisting,

disappearing,

crossing,

breaking,

and somehow...

leading us to the same tea shop.

Wednesday, December 23, 2020

ಭಾರ

            ಪ್ರತಿ ಶನಿವಾರ ವಾಯುವಿಹಾರಕ್ಕೆ ನಾನಿಲ್ಲಿ ಬರುವುದು ವಾಡಿಕೆ. ಬೆಂಗಳೂರಿನಲ್ಲಿ ಅಳಿದುಳಿದ ಕೆರೆಗಳನ್ನು ಕಾಪಾಡಿಕೊಂಡು, ಅದರ ಸುತ್ತ ಓಡಾಡಲು ಜಾಗ ಮಾಡಿ, ಒಂದಷ್ಟು ಆಸನ ಹಾಕಿ, ಅಷ್ಟೂ ಜಾಗಕ್ಕೊಂದು ಬೇಲಿ ಹಾಕಿರೋದು ಶ್ಲಾಘನೀಯವೇ. ನೀರನ್ನು V ಆಕಾರದಲ್ಲಿ ಸೀಳಿ ಹೋಗುವ ಹಂಸದಿಂದ ಹಿಡಿದು, ಇದ್ದಕ್ಕಿಂದ್ದಂತೆ ನೀರಿನಲ್ಲಿ ಮುಳುಗಿ ಮಾಯವಾಗಿ ಇನ್ನೆಲ್ಲೋ ಪ್ರತ್ಯಕ್ಷವಾಗೋ ಆ cormorant ಯಾವುದೇ ತೊಂದರೆ ಇಲ್ಲದೆ ಓಡಾಡುವುದು ನೋಡುವುದೇ ಮುದ. ಕೆರೆಯ ಮಧ್ಯ ಒಂದು ಪುಟ್ಟ ದ್ವೀಪ ಇದ್ದರೆ ಇನ್ನೂ ಚೆಂದ. ಅದು ಇಲ್ಲಿದೆ. ಕಪ್ಪು, ಬಿಳುಪು ಹಕ್ಕಿಗಳ ರಾಶಿ ನೋಡಬಹುದು. ಯಾವ ಹಕ್ಕಿ ಅಂದಾಗ pelican ಅಂದ್ರೆ Falcon ಅಂತೆ ಅಂತ ಹೇಳಿ ಬೆರಗುಗಣ್ಣಿಂದ ನೋಡುವವರನ್ನ ಯಾವತ್ತೂ ಸರಿಮಾಡಬೇಕು ಎಂದನಿಸಲಿಲ್ಲ.


            ಮೂರೂವರೆ ಕಿಲೋಮೀಟರ್ ಸುತ್ತಳತೆಯ ಈ ಕೆರೆಗೆ ಒಂದು ಸುತ್ತು ಹಾಕುವ ಹೊತ್ತಿಗೆ  ಪುಟ್ಟ ಪುಟ್ಟ  ಹೆಜ್ಜೆ ಇಡುತ್ತ ಅಲ್ಲಲ್ಲಿ ಓಡಾಡೋ ಪುಟ್ಟ ಮಕ್ಕಳು , ಅವರ ಹಿಂದೆ ಮಕ್ಕಳು ಬಿದ್ದರೆ ಅಂತ ಭಯಬಿದ್ದು "Dont run so fast, you will fall" ಅಂತ ಆಂಗ್ಲದಲ್ಲೇ ಕೂಗುತ್ತ ಓಡುವ ತಂದೆ ತಾಯಂದಿರು, ಸ್ವಂತಿ (Selfie) ಪ್ರಿಯರು , instagram reel ಅಲ್ಲಿ ರೈಲು ಬಿಡಲು ಹಂಬಲಿಸುವ ಮಾಜಿ tiktok ತಾರೆಗಳು , ಒಬ್ಬ DSLRಧಾರಿಯ ಹಿಂದೆ ಬೆಳಕಿಗೆ ಮುತ್ತಿಕೊಳ್ಳುವ ಪತಂಗದಂತೆ ಮುತ್ತಿಕೊಂಡಿರುವ ಆತನ ದೋಸ್ತ್ ಗಳು, ತಮ್ಮ ವಿವಾಹಪೂರ್ವ ರೋಮಾಂಚಕ ಕ್ಷಣಗಳನ್ನು ಬಂಧಿಸಲು ಪ್ರಯತ್ನಪಡುತ್ತಿರುವ ಯುವ ಪ್ರೇಮಿಗಳು/ ನಿಸ್ಚಿತಾರ್ಥಪ್ರಾಪ್ತರು , ಅವರೊಂದಿಗಿರೋ ಇತ್ತೀಚಿಗಷ್ಟೇ ನಾಯಿಕೊಡೆಗಳಂತೆ ಎಲ್ಲಂದರಲ್ಲಿ ಹುಟ್ಟಿಕೊಂಡಿರೋ pre-wedding photographerಗಳು , ಕೆರೆಯ gate ಆಚೆನೇ ಸಿಗೋ ಪಾನಿಪುರಿಯ ಬಗ್ಗೆಯೇ ಯೋಚಿಸುತ್ತ fitbitನ ಉಟ್ಟುಬಿಟ್ಟು ಉಫ್ಫ್ ಉಫ್ಫ್ ಅಂತ ಎದುಸಿರು ಬಿಡುತ್ತ  ಓಡೋ fitnessfreakಗಳು , ಅಜ್ಜಿ ತಾತಂದಿರು , armyಯಲ್ಲಿದ್ದೆ ಅನ್ನೋ ದೌಲತ್ತಿನಲ್ಲಿ stick ಹಿಡಿದುಕೊಂಡು strictಆದ ಮುಖಭಾವ ಹೊತ್ತು ಓಡಾಡೋ ಮಾಜಿ ಮಿಲಿಟರಿ ಸಿಪಾಯಿ , ಹತಾಶೆಗೊಂಡು ದಿಕ್ಕಿಲ್ಲದೆ ಸೀಟ್ ಒಂದನ್ನು ಆಕ್ರಮಿಸಿಕೊಂಡು ಮುಚ್ಚುವ ವೇಳೆಯ ತನಕ ಕಾಲ ಕಳೆಯೋ ಮಹಾಶಯರು , ತಾನು ನಡೆಯುವಾಗ ತನಗೂ ಕೇಳಿಸುವ ಹಾಗೆ ಅಕ್ಕ ಪಕ್ಕ ಹತ್ತು ಅಡಿಯಲ್ಲಿರುವವರಿಗೂ ಕೇಳುವ ಹಾಗೆ ಮೊಬೈಲ್ ಅಲ್ಲಿ ದೊಡ್ಡದಾಗಿ ಹಳೇ ಕನ್ನಡ ಹಾಡನ್ನೋ ದೇವರನಾಮವನ್ನೋ ಹಾಕಿ ನಡೆಯುವ ಸಮಾಜ ಸೇವಕರು, ಊರೇ ಖಾಲಿಯಾಗಿ ಸರ್ವನಾಶವಾದರೂ ಮೊಬೈಲ್ ಸ್ಕ್ರೀನ್ ದುನಿಯಾ ಬಿಟ್ಟು ಆಚೆ ಬರದವರು ಹೀಗೆ ಇನ್ನು ಹಲವಾರು ದೇಶ, ವೇಷ ಭಾಷೆಗಳ ಜನ ನೋಡಲು ಸಿಗುತ್ತಾರೆ.


            ಈ ಕೆರೆಗೆ ಬರಲು ಎರಡು ದ್ವಾರಗಳು. ಮುಖ್ಯದ್ವಾರದಿಂದ ಪ್ರದಕ್ಷಿಣಾಕಾರವಾಗಿ ಹೊರಟರೆ ಕೇವಲ ಕಾಲುಗಂಟೆಗೆ ಇನ್ನೊಂದು ದ್ವಾರ ಸಿಗುತ್ತೆ. ಕೆರೆ ಪೂರ್ತಿ ಸುತ್ತಲಾಗದವರು ಕೇವಲ ಈ ಎರಡು ದ್ವಾರದ ಅಕ್ಕ ಪಕ್ಕ ಸುತ್ತುತ್ತಾರೆ. ಸುಸ್ತಾದರೆ ಸಮಯವಾದರೆ ಅಲ್ಲಿಂದ ಹೋಗಲು ಸಲೀಸಾಗಲೆಂದು.  ಪ್ರತಿ ವಾರ ಹೋಗುವ ನನಗೆ ವಾರವೂ ಸಿಗುವ ಕೆಲವು ಪರಿಚಿತ ಮೊಗಗಳು ಕೊಡುವ ಆ ಸಣ್ಣ ಮುಗುಳುನಗೆ ಆಪ್ತತೆ ತೋರಿದರೆ ಹೊಸಮುಖಗಳು ಹೊಸ ಕಥೆಗಳಂತೆ ಸೆಳೆಯುತ್ತೆ. 


            ಆ ಹೊಸಮುಖಗಳಲ್ಲಿ ಒಬ್ಬನೇ ಈ ಅಜ್ಜ. ಹೆಸರು, ವಿಳಾಸ, ಕುಲ, ಗೋತ್ರ ಇವು ಯಾವುದೂ ಬೇಕಿಲ್ಲ. ಇಷ್ಟು ಜನರ ಮಧ್ಯ ಕಂಡರೂ ಕಾಣದಂತೆ ಸಾಗುವ ಒಬ್ಬ ಅತೀಸಾಮಾನ್ಯ ಮುದುಕ ಅವತ್ತು ಯಾಕೋ ನನಗೆ ಕಾಣಿಸಿಕೊಂಡು ಬಿಟ್ಟಿದ್ದ. ಬಹುಶಃ ಆತ ಕೈಲಿ ಅತಿಭಾರ ಅನಿಸೋ ಚೀಲ ಒಂದನ್ನು ಹೊತ್ತು ಹೋಗದಿದ್ದರೆ ಆ ತಾತ  ಕಾಣಿಸುತ್ತ ಇರಲಿಲ್ಲವೇನೋ. ನೆಲ  ನೋಡುತ್ತಾ ಚೀಲ ಎತ್ತಿಕೊಂಡು ಮುಖ್ಯದ್ವಾರದಿಂದ  ಒಳಗೆ ಬರುವುದಕ್ಕೂ ನಾನೊಂದು ಸುತ್ತು ಮುಗಿಸಿ ಅಲ್ಲಿ ತಲುಪುವುದಕ್ಕೂ ಸರಿಯಾಗಿತ್ತು.  ಹೀಗೆ ಬಂದಿರಬೇಕಾದರೆ ವಾಯುವಿಹಾರಕ್ಕೇನು ಅಲ್ಲ , ಆ  ಇನ್ನೊಂದು ದ್ವಾರದಿಂದ ಆಚೆ ಹೋಗಲು ಎಂದು ತಿಳಿಯುವುದಕ್ಕೆ ಯಾವ ಪತ್ತೇದಾರಿ ತಂತ್ರದ ಸಹಾಯವೂ ನನಗೆ ಬೇಕಿರಲಿಲ್ಲ. ಹೊಸಬರೊಂದಿಗೆ ಅಷ್ಟು ಸಲೀಸಾಗಿ   ಮಾತನಾಡದ ನನಗೆ ಆ ತಾತನನ್ನು ಕಂಡು  ಆಯ್ಯೋ ಅನಿಸಿತು.  ಸೀದಾ ಹೋದವನೇ ಅದನ್ನು ಇಲ್ಲಿ ಕೊಡಿ, ನಾನೇ ಎತ್ತಿಕೊಂಡು ನಿಮ್ಮ ಜೊತೆ ಬರುವೆ . ಅಲ್ಲಿಂದ ಮುಂದೆ ಹೇಗಿದ್ದರೂ ನೀವೇ ತೆಗೆದುಕೊಂಡು ಹೋಗಬೇಕಲ್ವ ಅಂತ ಹೇಳಿ ಬೇಡವೆಂದರೂ ಕೈಯಿಂದ ಕಸಿದುಕೊಂಡು ಅವರ ಜೊತೆ ಹೊರಟೆ. ಚೀಲವಂತೂ ಯಮಭಾರವಿತ್ತು. ಏನಿದೆ ಎಂದು ಇಣುಕಿ ನೋಡುವುದು ಸೌಜನ್ಯವಲ್ಲ ಅನಿಸಿತು. ಸುಮ್ಮನೆ ಹೊರಟೆ . ಅವರೂ ಕಡಿಮೆ ಮಾತುಗಾರರನಿಸುತ್ತೆ . ಹಾಗಾಗಿ  ಒಂದಷ್ಟು ದೂರ ಸದ್ದಿಲ್ಲದೇ ನಡೆದಿದ್ದಾಯ್ತು. ನಾನೇ ಮೌನ ಮುರಿದು ಯಾವುದಾದರೂ ವಿಷಯ ಎತ್ತಿದರೂ ಒಂದೆರಡು ಪದಗಳನ್ನಾಡಿ ಸುಮ್ಮನಾಗುತಿದ್ದರು. ಮೌನ ಮುಂದುವರೆಯುತು. ಅತಿವಿನಯನಾಗಿ ನಾನು ಮೊಬೈಲ್ ಹಾಡು ಕೇಳುವುದೂ ನಿಲ್ಲಿಸಿದ್ದೆ. ಮೌನಿಗೆ ಸಾಥ್ ಕೊಡಲು


        ಇಷ್ಟೇ ಚಿಕ್ಕ ದೂರಕ್ಕಾದರೂ ಒಬ್ಬರ ಭಾರ ಕಡಿಮೆಗೊಳಿಸಿದ ಹೆಮ್ಮೆಯೂ ನನ್ನ ಎದೆಯುಬ್ಬಿಸಿ ನಡೆಯುವಂತೆ ಮಾಡಿತ್ತು. ನಿಧಾನ ನಡಿಗೆಯ ಇಪ್ಪತ್ತೈದು ನಿಮಿಷದ  ನಂತರ ಆ gate ಬಂದಿತು. ತಾತ ಸಣ್ಣ ಮುಗುಳುನಗೆ ಬೀರಿ , ಧನ್ಯವಾದ ಹೇಳುತ್ತಾ ನನ್ನ ಕೈ ಇಂದ ಚೀಲ ತೆಗೆದುಕೊಂಡು ಹೊರಡುವಾಗ, "ಇನ್ನೂ ದೂರ ಹೋಗಬೇಕ ತಾತಾ ?" ಎಂದು ಕೇಳಿದಾಗ ದೊಡ್ದಗಾಗಿ ನಕ್ಕು ಕೈಸನ್ನೆಯಲ್ಲೇ ಇಲ್ಲ ಅಂದರು. ನಾನೂ ಮಹತ್ಸಾಧನೆ ಮಾಡಿದ್ದು ಆಗಿತ್ತು. ವಿದಾಯ ಹೇಳಿ ಹೊರಟೆ. 


        ಎರಡು ಮೂರು ಹೆಜ್ಜೆ ಹಾಕುತ್ತ ಹಾಗೆ ತಾತನು ಯಾವ ಕಡೆ ಹೊರಟ ಅಂತ ವಿನಾಕಾರಣ ತಿಳಿದುಕೊಳ್ಳಲು ತಿರುಗಿ ನೋಡಿದರೆ ತಾತಪ್ಪ ಅಲ್ಲೇ ರಸ್ತೆಯ ಹತ್ತಿರ ನಿಂತು ಚೀಲ ಉಲ್ಟಾ ಮಾಡಿ ಖಾಲಿ ಮಾಡಲು ಪ್ರಯತ್ನಿಸುತಿದ್ದ. ಅರೇ ಇದೇನಿದು ಅಂತ ವಾಪಸ್ಸು ಹೊರಟೆ ಸಮೀಪದಿಂದ ನೋಡಲು. ಧೊಪ್ ಅಂತ ಚೀಲದಿಂದ ಬಿದಿದ್ದು ಒಂದು ದೊಡ್ಡ ಕಲ್ಲು !!

ಎಲಾ ಇವನಾ , ಈ ಕಲ್ಲನ್ನಾ ಇಷ್ಟು ಹೊತ್ತು ಈ ತಾತ ಸಾಗಿಸಿದ್ದು.. ನಾನೂ ಸಹಾಯ ಮಾಡಿದ್ದು ? ಯಾಕೆ ಹೊತ್ತಿರಬಹುದು . ಇಲ್ಲಿ ಯಾಕೆ ಎಸೆದಿರಬಹುದು. ಒಂದು ತಲೆ, ನೂರೆಂಟು ಪ್ರಶ್ನೆಗಳು.


"ತಾತ. ಏನಿದು ಕಲ್ಲು ? ಎಲ್ಲಿಂದ ತಂದಿದ್ದು ? ಯಾಕಿಲ್ಲಿ ಹಾಕಿದ್ದು ? "


"ಕೈಯಲ್ಲಿ ಚೀಲ ಖಾಲಿ ಇತ್ತು .ಅಲ್ಲೇ  ರಸ್ತೆಯಲ್ಲಿ ಕಲ್ಲು ಸಿಕ್ತು. ತಂದೆ. ಈಗ ಎಸೆಯಬೇಕು ಅನಿಸಿತು ಎಸೆದೆ " ಅನ್ನುತ್ತ ಹೊರಟು  ಹೋದ

ಕ್ಷಣಕಾಲ ನನಗೆ ಏನನ್ನಬೇಕು ಅನ್ನೋದೇ ಗೊತ್ತಾಗಲಿಲ್ಲ . ಆ ಬಿದ್ದ ಕಲ್ಲಿನ ಹಾಗೆ ನಿಂತೆ.


ಕೆಲವರು ಹರ್ಷವಿಲ್ಲದೆ ಖಾಲಿ ಇರೋ ಮನಸನ್ನು ವಿನಾಕಾರಣ ಚಿಂತೆಯೋ, ದುಖವೋ , ಇನ್ಯಾವುದೋ ಭಾರ ಹೊತ್ತು ತಿರುಗುತ್ತಾರೆ.

ಅವರ ನೋಡಿ ಕನಿಕರವಿತ್ತು ಇನ್ನೂ ಕೆಲವರು ಅವರ ಭಾರ ಹೊರಲು ಸಹಾಯವೂ ಮಾಡುತ್ತಾರೆ .

ಕೊನೆಯಲ್ಲಿ ಇಬ್ಬರಿಗೂ ಏನೋ ಸಾಧಿಸಿದ ಭಾವ.


ಇವೆಲ್ಲ ನಡೆದೇ ಇಲ್ಲವೇನೋ ಎಂಬಂತೆ ಕೆರೆಗೆ ಇನ್ನೊಂದು ಸುತ್ತು ಹಾಕಿದೆ. ದ್ವೀಪ deep thinking ಅಲ್ಲಿ ಮುಳುಗಿತ್ತು 







Wednesday, September 16, 2015

The Astrologer - 2

"Oops, I am sorry, really sorry"

Riding on an empty road at a relatively high speed the kid had apparently lost control,tried to apply brakes but still managed to hit the Astrologer.
Not much damage.
The Astrologer was unfazed .
He smiled,"Whats your name kid?"
Satyavaan”

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"You have 3 daughters and no sons", said the Astrologer with a glint of spark in his eyes.

The family had utmost devotion to God and Gurujis but what he said was unbelievable.
How could he possibly say that with so much of confidence?

The eldest daughter tried to speak when the astrologer said sternly,"Girls need to know how to behave".
She kept quiet.

He continued.
"I know you are in a deep problem, your financial situation is not so good"
The lady of the house still looked confused. Scared.

"And so God has sent me to solve your problems”, This brought a sense of relief on her face.
He dipped Tulsi leaves in a jar he had brought along, and then sprinkled it on the mother daughter duo.
They bowed their head in complete devotion.

And then he started off," Poverty and daughters when combined are the biggest threat to parents. I know you are struggling to marry off your daughters. Your husband, who has left you from many years, whom you think will come anytime, will never return. I am now your only saving grace. "

The mother looked at him with devotion, speechless.
The daughter shrugged at his blabbering as she was not allowed to speak.

"All you have to do is this. In the name of God, give me the chain gifted by your mother during your marriage and I shall perform a special Pooja for you. Within twenty days all your problems will be solved. I will say no more"

The mother slowly got up, still recovering from her shock. She went to the room, came back empty handed and said:
"Guruji, I do not have the chain with me now. Poverty has made me take a loan out of it. I am helpless now. Please do forgive me for this!”
The Guruji said nothing.
He got up, sprinkled Tulsi water again and left.
The mother looked at him confused.
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Ramesh came home at his usual time to home. As he had bought sweets for his kids, on the way caught his son, Satyavaan cycling and brought him home too.
His wife was preparing tea. As soon as she heard him, she was relieved.
Ramesh saw beads of stress on her forehead and signed asking what happened.
She broke down.
"All my life I have prayed to every God and Gurujis and what happened today has shattered them all !!"
Now it was his turn to get confused.
She continued,
"Today a Guruji had come to our house...and "
The eldest daughter now pitched in…
"And he said Amma has three daughters and no sons!! Ha ha , He did not tell about Satyavaan only !!
Also he said we are poor. Doesn’t he know we own this house and a farm!! Fraud Guruji!!
"Not only that, " mom added," He said you left us many years ago and would never return"
Things were getting clear now!!

Ramesh asked, " So how much did you pay him for all this nonsense"

"Nothing, he asked for some gold chain which my mom gifted me on my marriage!! Whatta lie, she gifted me only bangles. I told him I don’t have it now and sent him away”
Ramesh was relaxed now. Nothing was lost.
He saw Satyavaan munching away sweets happily, without a care in this world.
Both the parents smiled looking at him.

Slowly he gulped down the last piece, lifted his head and said,
" I am sorry, I hit that guy with a cycle today morning.
Though he did not scold, as a punishment he said I have to answer some of his questions."

Then??Everyone looked at him, curious of what happened.

"Then what, he pointed at our house and asked some questions, I wanted to get away from him and play and told whatever I came in my mind."

"WHAT DID YOU SAY TO HIM??" Ramesh thundered!!


"Well, whatever I said Astrologer told to Amma and Akka and they have already told you...”, Saying this Satyavaan hopped away..


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P.S : If you liked this story then do read the first part too :)

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Saturday, March 7, 2015

Nation Gets to Know


For those who do not know PunyakoTi, one of the folklore of Karnataka, here is the story

“PunyakoTi was one of the many cows which were returning home after grazing in the idle pastures close by a dense forest. The poor cow got lost and strayed deep into the jungle. Suddenly she found herself at an eating distance from the evil tiger that lived in the forest. Smacking its lips and swishing its tail, the tiger looked hungry and ready to pounce when all of a sudden the mortified cow found her tongue. "I have a small calf waiting for me back home. He would be hungry by now and I need to feed him. Will you please let me go home and feed him? I promise to come back after he is fed." The great cat was bemused. Would any prey really come back to be eaten? But PunyakoTi persisted. "I believe Truth to be my close family. The gods will not be pleased if I go back on my promise. So, no matter what, I shall come back. Please let me go now." Well, the tiger relented and let PunyakoTi go her way.
              Lore has it that PunyakoTi does come back to the tiger. Standing before his den she calls out to him-"Here I am evil one. Come, partake me." The tiger, Arbudha,  was touched by her honesty and moved to tears. In great remorse and realization, the tiger asks for forgiveness and jumps off the cliff to death. PunyakoTi returned to the cowshed happily “

The moral of this was that truth and honesty is always rewarded..he parting of the cow and the calf, the sacrifice of the tiger always brought tears in my eyes as a kid.

But today, many years later Arbudha Cowswamy got a question: What exactly happened that day. The only account he had was from the cows. Had he uncovered all facts?
Unable to control his curiosity, he went into the middle of Dharani Mandala , to Karnata, where it all happened and invited everyone he met ,to his show “Frankly squeaking with Arbudha Cowswamy”

After all even the Nation wanted to know.

Arbudha Cowswamy :  Thank you all very much for joining us. I looked forward to meeting you and talking to you for a very long time. I wanted to talk to you when all the cows were making merry. And now have found you. Without wasting much time, let me start away with the interview.So miss Kekda Kapoor, what do you have to say about this short story?

Kekda Kapoor : We did not had the concept of mega serials then. Once a person dies in our story, he stays dead. No rebirth and all that bullshit. Why we killed it in the story? Well, people like tragedy. And good over evil things has good market value.

Arbudha Cowswamy : Excuse me miss Kekda, I specifically asked for the comments on the moral and not on the length of the story. The question for the day is : Was the tiger justified in jumping off the cliff. Why did it do so? Our animal activist CraneAkka Gandhi would like to pour her thoughts.

CraneAkka Gandhi : I seriously felt that tiger should have been saved. Already we have such less tiger count in India, and if tigers die for all such reasons, how can we even save them !!

Arbudha Cowswamy: Very good point miss CraneAkka, the question stays the same though.

Dinku Donkey : Well , the problem is this , It was a carnivorous animal. Now that it could not eat the cow, it would anyways die of hunger as it could not eat grass. So it jumped.

Arbudha Cowswamy: Your point is not making sense Mr. Dinku. If it did not want to eat the cow, it could just leave the place. Eat some other animal who was not so truthful. The ones in politics for example. Kaalia the crow, you would like to add?

Kaalia : How can you say that the tiger jumped. Did anyone see it jumping? I seriously feel that it was the cow which tricked it to go to the hill top and then pushed it. Motherly love for the calf you see!

Arbudha Cowswamy : Now that’s some serious allegation Mr.Kaalia .Do you agree with Kaalia?
JumboJaani : That is rubbish. Cows are gentle animals and non-violent ones. My guess is , just as I do, it saw the food being delivered at doorstep and jumped in joy. But instead of in joy there was a deep valley behind it. Foolish tiger.

Arbudha Cowswamy : Different people different thoughts. Some say our hero : PunyakoTi is a murderer and some the tiger foolish. Was PunyakoTi really a hero? Cheeku –Meeku , your views?

Cheeku : If PunyakoTi was a hero , why did she not save the dying tiger .How could she  return “Happily”? These cows are so selfish .

Meeku : Oh yeah, How come the tiger is the villain in the story when he did not touch the cow, trusted the cow, did not eat it and sacrificed its life. Same as Raavan case. He should be the hero.

Cheeku : Yaa, which means it should be as famous as PunyakoTi. But this media focused only on this issue. Does anyone even remember that tiger name?

Arbudha Cowswamy : Its name is Arbudha. Not so famous though.

GulluJackal : I still stand by what Kaalia said.  PunyakoTi  was Aryan and the tiger was Dravidian. Aryans wanted to kill Dravidians and establish supremacy .

Arbudha Cowswamy : Oh,  Oh,  Oh.

SillySom : Oh now I get it .That’s why Sandalwood SRK , the Dravidian did a movie called Aryan and made it to flop as revenge!!

GulluJackal:  Oye , Bollywood SRK has named his son Aryan  too. Co-incidence?

Arbudha Cowswamy : Guys please don’t divert the topic.

OneDana : No, as per media reports the cow tried to convince it seems. Tiger did not listen.

GulluJackal  : Who is your source? Some wretched cow-worshipping evil Hindu right? Go and check with liberals. They will tell the truth

OneDana : The tiger felt guilty and it died. Case closed.

Psychologist Paaro : So , it looks like the tiger was under depression and had suicidal tendencies.

GulluJackal  : What tendencies?? How did it decide that it was wrong? For it eating non-veg was not an option. It was a natural requirement.

KaaTaal Naagraj : ItihAsavannu tiruchalAgide! History has been twisted.
Maravind Kej : Sab mile hue hai ji
Sakth Yadav : Blame the tiger. Cows will be Cows

Arbudha Cowswamy : Khamosh…. Psychologist Paaro, you were telling something.

Psychologist Paaro : Yes, Cow is right does not make tiger wrong. Dying just because someone is right sends a wrong message. We need to change the story. Change it to say that suicide is not the solution for guilt.

Arbudha Cowswam: Well Everyone you have been very frank, you were polite but without doubt, those watching this interview will have one thing to say that you have diverse views, each correct from their angle. For going through what you did, for putting out what you did at that point of time I think the country owes you a debt of gratitude. It was  my honour to speak to you all today. Thank you.


Within 2 days the story ending was changed.


“"You are great!"he exclaimed. "I cannot eat such a truthful and noble animal as you. You are my own sister. Go, PunyakoTi – go back to your child!"And he turned and walked away without a backward glance. Arbudha and PunyakoTi were equally blessed.







(Thanks to those special friends who gave inputs to this :)

Monday, November 24, 2014

The Unlikely Hero

“The MD wants to meet you”
It’s not every day the managing director of a company would like to meet someone from his office. Even if they did they would not be someone as small as a security guy.
“Ramanna, The MD wants to meet you”, shouted his security head.

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(Few days earlier)

“Please let me check your bag sir”

“Oh yeah.. Well OK, here it is”
Ramanna started to check for any pendrives, hard-disks or CDs in the bag.

The gentleman’s time was being wasted.
He asked, “Do you realize I am the MD of this company”.

Ramanna did not know what it meant. Surely he did know that it was some post in the company.
He said,”Sorry sir, I don’t know. If you have any questions about this random bag checking procedure, you can talk to your manager or security head. He will be able to inform you” and returned the bag.

The MD took the bag and left in a hurry.

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Guys, this is serious, we need to reduce our task-force and so have to let go of some people whom we no longer require. Management orders”

“But sir, he has done his job with utmost honesty all these years. We cannot ask him to leave all of a sudden.”

“OK, in that case, send me a strong report on why we should not remove him or why he is indispensable?”

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Ramanna was a shy, introvert security guy whose only job was to check employee bags at random and confiscate any pendrives, hard-disks or CDs in their bag. 
Nothing else.

Nothing else, other than catching a snake that occasionally stole into the company premises.

Yes, you read that right. Snakes in the company premises.

Whenever it would come, they would call him. He would go to the location, catch the snake with his bare hands, put it in a gunny bag and throw it in a “safe” remote location and return back to his work.

He had done this many times in his village where he grew up. He was not afraid of them.Infact he did not even consider them dangerous.
It was that simple.

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The security head was tensed. He had to save the job of poor Ramanna but could not find a way to say he is required in the company.
And that fateful day, he heard some noises, a small crowd had gathered. Curiosity got better of him and he rushed to the spot only to find another snake making its appearance. Someone was calling Ramanna.

This is the moment, the security head thought. Ramanna came and as usual prepared to catch the snake.

“Stop”, said the security head.
"Let me take its photo"

He took two pictures of the snake and asked Ramannato catch the snake from the other direction, facing the camera all the time.
Ramanna was always amused by the ways of these big people but never thought of questioning him.
The whole incident was now recorded. The snake was left in some remote location and Ramanna was back to his work.

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“Hello, Sir, Tell me”

“Listen Ramanna, there will be one guy coming towards your gate now, wearing a blazer and carrying a small bag. Check the bag as you do with others and let him go. Do you understand?”

“Yes, Sir”.

Ramanna checked the bag as he did with hundreds of others and left him.

The MD took the bag and left in a hurry.

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There was a huge uproar in the Berlin office.
A monthly report had come from the security head informing the usual updates from the Indian office but this time it had something new, the presence of the snake in the office premises.
They had to take swift action. A committee was set to come up with an action plan the next time this happens. Snake Catcher Sticks, safety gloves, hard boots etc were ordered and dispatched to the Indian office and were instructed to hire an expert to handle such situation.
The video of a guy catching the snake with his bare hands went viral inside the company video portal.
It was a huge news. It reached the MD.
The MD looked hard at the person catching the snake in the video.
He was the same guy who had stopped the MD of the company to check his bag. And yeah the rules applied to him too.
He made a mental note of it.

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The MD was in India.
Ramanna, The MD wants to meet you”, shouted his security head.
Ramanna entered timidly inside the room. There were 10 blazer wearing “big” people sitting inside the room.
They played the video of him capturing the snake, spoke something in English so fast that he gave up trying to understand after the second sentence.
The MD also spoke about his dedication to his work and his strictness in applying company rules.
They all clapped and gave him a medal, certificate and an envelope.
He did not understand a thing.
He smiled, saluted and left.

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“Yes, you can retain Ramanna. Also mention Snake catching in his set of special skills. Do not hire a new guy for that, just raise his salary a bit."


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Ramanna had now become a hero.
Whenever a snake made its appearance, he went there with Snake Catcher Sticks, safety gloves, hard boots etc, posed for photography acting as if he was catching them.
Then went ahead and caught him with his hands and threw them as usual.
No, he would not do anything with the photo now though.
The number of bags he checked also increased.

The security head could only smile at these changes. He was only satisfied in saving a job.Only he knew that its not enough to just do your job and shut up. You need to advertise yourself, let the world know what you are doing.And if you are deserving , you will get the rewards. Cringing silently does not work.






Tuesday, October 28, 2014

Honeyಗವನಗಳು - 4



Honeyಗವನ

ನಾನು ಗದ್ಯವಾಗಿದ್ದೆ 
ಅವಳು ಪದ್ಯವಾಗಿದ್ದಳು 
ನಮ್ಮ ಸಂಕಲನ ಚೆನ್ನಾಗೆ ಇತ್ತು 
ಅದ್ಯಾರೋ ಬಂದು ಗೀಚಿದರು ರಗಳೆ 
ಕವನ ಓಡಿ ಹೋದಳು 
ನಾನು ಕಥೆಯಾದೆ !!



ವ್ಯತ್ಯಾಸ 
ನೀವು ಟೀ ಹತ್ರ ಹೋದ್ರೆ
ನೀವಿನ್ನೂ ನವನಟಿ
ಟೀ ನಿಮ್ಮ ಹತ್ರ ಬಂದ್ರೆ
ನೀವೀಗ celebrity !!

Surprise
ರಾಯರು ಬಂದರು ಮಾವನ ಮನೆಗೆ ರಾತ್ರಿಯಾಗಿತ್ತು.
ಹೇಳದೆ ಬಂದಿದ್ದೆ ತಪ್ಪಾಯಿತು ಬಾಗಿಲಿಗೆ ಬೀಗ ಜಡಿದಿತ್ತು !!


ಸಣ್ಣ ಕಥೆ 
ಚೈತ್ರದ ಚಿಗುರು 
ಚಿಗುರಿದ ಮೀಸೆ 
ಮೀಸೆಯ ಮೋಸ 
ಮೋಸಕ್ಕೆ ಗೂಸ 
ಮಾದ ಲೂಸ 
ಮಾದ್ವಿ escape with ಪೈಸ 



 ದೀಪಾವಳಿ ಬಂಪರ್ ಸೇಲ್
ಯಾರ್ ಯಾರ್ ಆದ್ರಪ್ಪ flipkart ಇಂದ flop
 ಯಾರ್ ಯಾರ್ ಆದ್ರಪ್ಪ ebayಯಿಂದ ಗೂಬೆ
 ಯಾರ್ ಯಾರ್ ಹಿಡಿದ್ರಪ್ಪ snapdealಇಂದ ಧೂಳು
 ಎಲ್ಲರು ಬಂದು ಹೇಳ್ಕೊಲ್ರಪ್ಪ ಗೋಳು


ಹುಡುಕಾಟ
ದುಂಬಿ ಹೂವನ್ನು ಅರಸುತ್ತ ಹೊರಟಿತು
ದಿಂಬು ಕನಸನ್ನ ..
ಬೂಂದಿ ಹೊಟ್ಟೆಯನ್ನು ಅರಸುತ್ತ ಹೊರಟಿತು
ಬಿಂದು ಮನಸನ್ನ

ಎಚ್ಚರ
" I " ಎಂಬ ಅಹಂ ದೂರವಿದ್ದಷ್ಟೂ ಒಳ್ಳೇದು.
 I ಇದ್ದರೆ chappale ( ಚಪ್ಪಾಳೆ) chappali (ಚಪ್ಪಲಿ ) ಆಗುತ್ತದೆ !!



ಮೋಕ್ಷ 
ಸಾದುಸಂತರು ಮಾಡುತ್ತಾರೆ
ಜಪತಪಗಳಿತ್ಯಾದಿ
ಸಿಗಲೆಂದು ಮೋಕ್ಷ
ನಾನೊಬ್ಬ ಸಾಮಾನ್ಯ
ಹೊಡೆದೊಂದು ಶಿಳ್ಳೆ
ಆಯಿತು ಕಪಾಳ ಮೋಕ್ಷ !!


iPhone 
ದಿನಾ ಪೀಡಿಸುತಿದ್ದ ಪತ್ನಿಗೆ
iPhone ಕೊಡಿಸಿದ Husband
ಯಾಕೋ ಗ್ರಹಚಾರ ಸರಿಯಿರಲಿಲ್ಲ
ಕೊಟ್ಟ ದಿನವೇ ಆಯಿತು ಫೋನ್ ಬೆಂಡು
ಈಗ ಆಕೆ ಎತ್ತುತ್ತಾಳೆ ಅವನ ಬೆಂಡು
ಪಾಪ ಗಂಡು

ಹುಡುಕಾಟ
ಹುಡುಕಿದೆ ಪ್ರೀತಿ
Bing , googleಇನಲಿ
ನಾ ಕೂರುವ ಕ್ಯುಬಿಕಲ್ಲಿನಲಿ
ಸಿಕ್ಕಿದು ಮಾತ್ರ ಅದು
ಮರ ಗಿಡ ಬಳ್ಳಿಯಲಿ
ನದಿ ದಡ ಕಲ್ಲಿನಲ್ಲಿ


 ಕೆಲಸ ಆಯಿತು 
ಆಯಿತು ಅವಳಿಗೆ match fix
ಇನ್ನೇಕೆ ಸಣಕ್ಕಾಗೋ ಚಿಂತೆ
ಬಿಟ್ಟೇ ಬಿಟ್ಟಳು aerobics


ಪ್ರಶ್ನೆ
ಅವಳಿಗೆ ಪ್ರಶ್ನೆ ಕೇಳಿಯೇ ಬಿಟ್ಟೆ
ಅವಳು ಇಲ್ಲ ಅಂದಾಗ
ಕಾಲಿನ ಕೆಳಗೆ ಭೂಮಿಯೇ ತಿರುಗಿದಂತಾಯಿತು
ನಾ ಕೇಳಿದ್ದು
Free Wifi ಇದಿಯಾ ?


ಅಭಿಮಾನ 
ಕವನಕೊಬ್ಬ ಅಭಿಮಾನಿ
ಕಥೆಗೊಬ್ಬಳು ಫಿದಾ
ಪ್ರತಿ ಕಲಾಕಾರನಲ್ಲು
ಪ್ರೀತಿ ಹೀಗೆ ಇರಲಿ ಸದಾ

  
ಕೆಲಸದಾಕೆ
ಎದುರಿನ ಮನೆ ಕೆಲಸದ ಬಾಯಿ
 ಕೆಲಸಕ್ಕೆ ಅಂದಳು ಬೈ ಬೈ
ಅದಕ್ಕೆ ಬೆಳಿಗ್ಗೆಯಿಂದ ಆಂಟಿ
ಬಡ್ಕೊತಿದಾರೆ ಬಾಯಿ ಬಾಯಿ !!


Wednesday, July 23, 2014

The Sixth Sense (Based on true story)

“So, I am sure you are a software engineer”,  he said.

I was waiting in the bus stand in my tees and Jeans with earphones plugged to my ear. No I did not have my laptop.
I smiled at the stranger and nodded my head.
He was a thin young man, with striped shirt and formal pants with a file in his hand.

“Sixth sense sir, sixth sense”, he said.

I again smiled but kept quiet.

“Don’t you wish you too should have got sixth sense like me”, he said.

I got a bit irritated.
“Look sir”, I said “I have already got an insurance policy and would not buy it from you”


He left in a huff, mumbling under his breath, without turning back.

Thursday, April 24, 2014

Traffic Police and Fatherhood

ಯಮನಿಂದ ತಪ್ಪಿಸಿಕೊಂಡರು ಮಾಮನಿಂದ ತಪ್ಪಿಸಿಕೊಳ್ಳೋಕೆ ಆಗೋಲ್ಲ !!
(You can escape from Yama but not from Mama {police})

                            And on that fateful day, I was stopped by the traffic police. No, this time he was not hiding in some out-of-sight area to appear suddenly nor was that a deadline wala time for policemen. I slowed down, while my brain was working overtime to figure out which traffic rule I had broken.

Not wearing seatbelt!!!  No... I wasn’t in my car.
Not wearing helmet!!! No, I wasn’t on my bike too!!
Speeding?? No. Was slower than a passerby walking.
No license? NO NO NO... I was on my cycle!!
Then what??

I stopped beside him. He seemed busy easing traffic and asked me to wait. After what seemed like a decade, he comes slowly to me and says
“Nice Cycle”
“Thanks”
“Kids nowadays!!”
(Me rolling eyes, with a puzzled look)
“Gear gaadi naa?? “ (With gear?)
“Yes (proudly), 18 of them!!” (Though never used more than 3, ever)
“Cost??”
“Rs 8500/-“
“What?? So much of this piece of iron??”
(I stood there, clutching my hands, like a hero who is ready to hit a villain stands, refraining himself from hitting him, just because he has promised his mom)
“And your father happily bought it for you?? “
“Well, I bought it myself, with my own money, I do a job”

Suddenly his tone turned softer
“Oh really, good, Sorry for my remarks. It was not meant for you... It was my anger towards my son”
I felt good and bad at the same time. But it was not time for emotions. I wanted to know why I was stopped and how much “fine” he was expecting.

“What about him?" I enquired
“Well he wants me to buy him a cycle and you know our salary. I cannot afford a Rs.8000 wala . Also its dangerous cycling is traffic."

Now again I felt good and bad at the same time. But this time there time for emotions. I knew why I was stopped: to enquire about cycles.
Felt good as I was not to be fined that day. Die another day ;)
Felt bad as he was a bit helpless in this case.

“Why not buy him a low end cycle, without gears, it works out cheaper” I told
“That’s what I was thinking of, but you see I get bonus after 3 months only. Only then I can buy him one. Till then I don’t know how to face him?”
“What does he study? “
“8th Std, many of his friends have it. So he wants one.”
He came towards me and whispered.” Keeps murmuring about his first love, So I think this is only for show off.. to her”
“Err, hmm.. “, I did not know how to respond.

I analysed the issue.
8th std boy with a friend who is a girl.. First love.
Boy wants a cycle. NOW
Father can afford one three months later but is not able to convince his son to wait. Also he is worried about that “love”

‘What are you thinking?” he asked
“How much does he score in exams??”
“Around 60-65% . Why?"
“And how much he desires to own a cycle?”
“He never stops talking about it!! Would you please tell why you need this information?”
“Good. I think I have a plan. His exams will be in two months and results will be out in around three months. If you promise him to get a cycle if he scores 70% , there are many benefits.
  1. You are not telling him you won’t buy one but now the ball will be in his court to “earn” it
  2. Good marks are always good.
  3. You get three months’ time.
  4. And whatever marks he gets, since you were going to buy it anyways, buy it then.He will be thrilled.


100% WIN WIN situation. I patted my back for this genius idea!!  I was just born to help people !!

His face bloomed.
“Brilliant !!!" he said .
 He looked relieved.”That will keep him away from his love too.. atleast for three months!”
Thanks.
All this time people who were riding, driving, cycling, walking who had seen me talking to him must have been sympathizing me for getting caught. They would never know it was me who was sympathizing about the police.

Four Months Later:

                          I had forgotten about the incident until I saw the same Traffic police again. I was curious to know the outcome of my cunning plan. I stopped near him.He seemed disinterested.
I asked him about his son’s result.
“78 % “ he said, without looking at me.
I sensed trouble. But when curiosity killed the cat, would it leave me??
I asked... as I was riding away from him, slowly
“And what about cycle and first love”

“Well it turned out to be that the cycle itself was his FIRST LOVE and he worked so much for it that he got 78%, the highest percentage gain ever in his class.”
“Wow “, I was amused, “Then what’s your problem?”
And I left as he said this which made me feel good and bad at the same time.
“To encourage his effort on his percentage leap, school awarded him Rs: 5000/- . He bought a cycle for himself with it.”
And then finished his answer with a sad face.
“You just robbed me one of the most important joys of fatherhood, gifting his son his first bicycle!!”